Alright Matthew Weiner.
Did we learn a lesson this year?
KILL LANE PRYCE.
MAD MEN LOSES BEST DRAMA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS.
Do you see a correlation there? You won nothing. NOTHING. You bet the farm on stupid boring Megan who can barely hold up a candle, let alone a scene, you killed off the only true relatable everyman, and YOU LOST ALL THE AWARDS, MATTHEW. I can’t imagine what you’ve done to Jared; I hope he and his gorgeous floppy ginger hair are off getting good and trashed and commiserating with drunk Christina and her lovely ginger hair.
So now you have two sad gingers on your hands for a multitude of reasons, and I just don’t think anyone can handle this much trauma in a single year, Weiner.